Date registered: November 2, 2011
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I ordered brunch and thirty minutes later I got the following:
A perfectly fried egg with what tasted like sugar lightly sprinked on it.
Boiled brocoli, boiled mushrooms, toast that tasted sweet like bread from wowo, a slice of chinese sauage (not the bright pink ones, the kinda that actually looks like real meat), some kinda ham that had been fried to look like bacon and a lightly fried slice of tomato.
No baked beans.
Needless to sad my inner panda was kinda sad and I whispered quietly "I'm sorry Lazy Pug, I'll never cheat on you again".
I'm confused about this place, either it's owned by a westerner and whilst they are away the place has gone down the toilet since the review, or all the photos are fake and it's just another chinese place getting it very very wrong.
Two stars because I'm feeling nice.
Note: This review has been moderated.
The tables, scribbling on the walls, lampshades, the hookahs...actually everything about the whole place except the lack of vibe will tell you you're in Helen's. You're not in Helen's.
"Mmmm, I really fancy a tuna pizza" said nobody ever.